We might as well be lovers on the sun.
  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit

(Source: garekiz)


(Source: bjorg-man)

I heard this great joke on Sims once…

applejackart:

Ba harmy putar?

GLARCH!

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I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my self.

poopcop:

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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beautiful


andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman)


foxmouth:

Places of Solitude, 2013 | by Laura Tidwell