ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

image

reajeasa:

agathaheterodyne:

technomancers who turn themselves into wi-fi hotspots

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes


pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.


laughterkey:

peace-love-colbert:

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert “steals” a Lincoln bust and makes a dumpster getaway in the halls of Congress, pushed by “just quitted” congressman Jack Kingston.

October 3, 2014

They also went fishing in the Capitol reflecting pool.


i'm going to administer justice.

(Source: tsukiyma)


since1969:

alamogirl80:

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…

^^^

(Source: notgoodwolf)


(Source: viridiancoffee-tchaitea)

  • mom: who are you laughing with?
  • me: my laptop